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condorn:

condorn:

How do you get holy water?

you boil the hell out of it

(via buttholeproblems)

— 1 day ago with 10922 notes
#text post 

lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

(via buttholeproblems)

— 1 day ago with 17907 notes
#r u sure?  #text post 

I think it’s the responsibility of films and television to accurately represent people, and the diverse group of people out there. And I think as more people see different types of lifestyles represented on TV, they’ll understand that this is just a realistic part of our world and our community. So, I was very proud to represent bisexual characters. -Olivia Wilde [x]

(Source: sansastone, via thearishok)

— 1 day ago with 9643 notes
#Olivia Wilde  #ily  #perf  #quote  #gif set  #gif  #set  #bi 

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

(via capsiclesandironhearts)

— 1 day ago with 73854 notes
#text post 

mach712:

celeryandhummus:

(x)

kristen loves women and she doesn’t take shit

It’s wonderful how much of this game she is not playing.

(Source: dailystews, via nanalew)

— 1 day ago with 9647 notes
#that special moment when you get newfound respect for an actress  #gif set  #kristen stewart  #i like you 

” What happens when you’ve decided I can’t be trusted again? I mean, who are you gonna turn to next time instead of me? Another angel, another — another vampire? Do you have any idea what it feels like to watch your brother just — ”

(Source: devinluck, via spontaneousfangasm)

— 1 day ago with 3874 notes
#ugly ass crying  #me and him  #together  #we are crying together  #uglyly 
LegionGeth Infiltrator

I MIIIISSS YOUUUUUU

(Source: nalbina, via fuckyeahmasseffectlegion)

— 1 day ago with 357 notes
#...  #videogames  #legion  #mass effect  #gif  #set  #ugly ass crying 

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

(via ontheotherpesticide)

— 1 day ago with 83256 notes
#text post  #tru